My Oscar Rant 2011

Since the INCEPTION of my unemployment shortly after a BLUE VALENTINE of ANOTHER YEAR, I've been listening to the THE KING(Obama)'S SPEECH, and hoping that a new job would serve as my WINTER'S BONE. With all this newfound free time, I've logged in about 127 HOURS per week on THE SOCIAL NETWORK and my savings have gone down the RABBIT HOLE. In spite of being born looking like an ugly rubber duckie in TOY STORY 3, my parents made sure that THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT by giving me the TRUE GRIT to bring out the BIUTIFUL BLACK SWAN of the ANIMAL KINGDOM in me and be THE FIGHTER in this rough (THE) TOWN.